“This is going to be fun,” Jason Momoa’s titular swashbuckling superhero grins at one point in Aquaman. It’s a cheeky aside that could just as well serve as a mission statement for director James Wan’s recklessly inventive film. We’re talking about a movie where the big bad rides into battle astride an armoured war-shark. Where pterodactyls flap around a deserted island hidden beneath the Earth. And where blood sports begin with an octopus-led drum solo. And that’s only the tip of the weirdness iceberg.
Our hero is Arthur Curry/Aquaman, the illegitimate son of a lighthouse keeper (Temuera Morrison) and an Atlantean queen (Nicole Kidman). Because of his hybrid upbringing, Arthur is a (literal) fish out of water everywhere he goes – except for the seaside tavern where he’s a minor celebrity among the lumbering locals – and, like a nautical Thor, he has little interest in returning to his underwater home to rule. Meanwhile, his avaricious half-brother Orm plots to control the land as well as the seas, orchestrating a false-flag submarine attack to unite the underwater clans in a war agains the human world.
Not that the plot really matters. Wan plays fast and loose with his story, flitting between strands with little in the way of a solid structure. The aforementioned submarine skirmish is barely mentioned again. Neither is a retaliatory tsunami that kills thousands of humans, not to mention wiping out the naval might of the world’s biggest military powers. Instead, Curry is despatched on a messy, overlong quest to find a place to decipher a thing that will help him find another thing he needs to save the world. It’s no wonder he has trouble remembering what he’s supposed to be doing.
Momoa at least makes the most of every second he is on screen, exuding a roguish surfer charm that feels at odds with the grim world view of his more perturbed Justice Leaguers. At times it feels like Momoa has rolled onto the set straight from an all-night beach party – and the movie is all the better for it. Sadly, his supporting cast don’t fare quite so well. Amber Heard’s Mera seems to exist solely to deliver helpful exposition. Patrick Wilson’s Orm has a distantly rational plan, but his characterisation is so stilted he lacks the menacing gravitas of Black Panther’s Killmonger or Infinity War’s Thanos. And Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s Black Manta is an underserved, frankly needless addition to an already bulging plot.
Yet Aquaman is undoubtedly wildly entertaining and completely bonkers fun, largely because Wan takes every harebrained idea that pops into his head and throws it up on screen to see if it sticks. The result is a bizarre mash-up of Avatar, Tron and Clash of the Titans as Curry scraps with robotic sea ninjas, enters into a battle of wits with a sentient tentacle and, in one evocatively shot sequence, dives headfirst into the depths of the ocean pursued by a horde of zombie seahorses.
Even then, by the time Curry arrives on the back of a giant, shelled goat thing to break-up a Star Wars-alike battle between Brian Blessed’s crab men and a legion of sharks, even the outrageously over-the-top action has lost its charm. Aquaman offers something unexpectedly peculiar and refreshingly different to the gloomy, fate-of-the-world nonsense that the DC Universe has served up thus far – it’s just a shame that its breezy, larger than life charm gets cast adrift in a maelstrom of bombastic CGI.
Runtime: 143 min (approx.)
Director: James Wan
Screenwriters: David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, Will Beall
Stars: Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Patrick Wilson, Nicole Kidman